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July 12th, 2009

03:44 am - Sick #7 I'm sick, waaaaaah

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July 11th, 2009

10:32 am - So Wrong #17 http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/

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July 10th, 2009

06:49 pm - Hahaha #209 http://www.interbent.com/unclear-toilet-signs-and-directions/

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07:44 am - WTF #108,415 http://neelixoftheday.com/

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July 8th, 2009

04:52 am - Haha #596

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July 7th, 2009

08:05 am - Jury Duty #3 I had jury duty a couple weeks ago, and I was kinda curious if the guy got convicted or not. Apparently so.

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July 1st, 2009

12:26 pm - Homer #1 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0392955/

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June 27th, 2009

08:10 am - Music #121 I never really cared much for Michael Jackson, but I was kind of hoping he was going to pull through because my dad had a heart attack at about the same age. I guess he just got lucky, going into cardiac arrest in the lobby of the hospital. At shift change. Whew. Got hit by bus the day he was released. (Not really, brain tumor 15 years later.) Anyway, Paul Simon's Graceland is one of the top 10 albums of All Fucking Time. Ditto the Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense. The original version, not this super special remastered shit with the spastic crap at the end of Psycho Killer (qu'est ce que c'est) and Swamp People not being the second song.

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June 25th, 2009

07:17 pm - Death #3 http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/ Edit: http://ismichaeljacksondead.com Edit 2: Drop-ping dead, easy as X-Y-Zed

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June 5th, 2009

08:10 am - iPhone #2 So I got a usb cable for it, and my god, iTunes sucks. Audibly. Why are iPods so damn popular?

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May 29th, 2009

04:59 am - Dear Japanese People #49,513 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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May 26th, 2009

04:13 pm - Damn Kids #49 When I was your age we didn't have any emo music. We had one emotion: horny. And it was good enough for us.

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May 17th, 2009

08:56 pm - Score #94 The password for that iPhone I found? 1234. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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07:44 am - Score #93 Found another iPhone on the beach today, this one turns on! The face is cracked and there's some sand in it. I have no idea what to do with it.

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May 16th, 2009

03:24 pm - This Is A Joke, Right #15 God I hope not.

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01:48 pm - Wait A Sec #41 $1,000 for a...oh

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May 13th, 2009

11:21 pm - God Dammit #154 Son of a bitch, LOST.

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May 8th, 2009

12:22 am - Argh #19,893,327 Oh, my aching childhood.

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May 2nd, 2009

09:09 am - British Invasion #20 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_class_submarine I had a feeling it was foreign because of all the dudes in nice clothes. As opposed to something sensible. Tags: pictures

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May 1st, 2009

08:06 am - Misc. #2,342 That swine flu is something be feared indeed. The Internet is getting full. ( BURN )

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